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Until Tuesday August 30* enjoy discounts on the likes of Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order – Deluxe Edition, The Crew 2 Gold Edition, Diablo III: Eternal Collection and many more titles.Ĭheck out the full list of games included in the promotion below, then head to PlayStation Store when the promotion goes live to find out your regional discount. I guarantee it will be the most valuable purchase of your life.PlayStation Store welcomes the Games Under promotion, starting Wednesday August 17.
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You will soon come to understand its transcendent elegance, as I have. All I can tell you is this: buy Garfield Kart: Furious Racing for the Nintendo Switch™. Even dictating this review so that my servant can post it to Metacritic is taking more focus away from my gaming than I would like. I wish I could describe what about this game was able to fundamentally change who I am, but words simply will never do it justice. My body is now trained to only need sleep during the game's loading screens, and I have become the #1 player worldwide. This is also how I have been able to use the bathroom. The divorce and move were all done without ever putting the game down, thanks to my Nintendo Switch™ and its handheld mode. I divorced my partner, who somehow did not reach the same enlightenment as I, quit my job, and now live in a studio apartment in Alaska, alone with only a servant I hired using my life savings to hand-feed me while I continue playing. I sped to the store, purchased a Nintendo Switch™ and a copy of Garfield Kart: Furious Racing, went home, and began playing.
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He let out a short chuckle and replied "Oh, that's Garfield Kart for the Switch." That was the sentence that changed my life. As soon as the door opened and I could see my friend, the words "WHAT WAS ON THAT TV?" came crashing out of my mouth, engulfed in panic.
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I rushed to the door and started pounding. 3 GAME MODES: Grand Prix, Single Race, Time Trial MULTIPLAYER up to 4 players in split-screen mode and up to 8 players in online mode 16 CIRCUITS: Crazy races. My heart sank as some emotion came over me that I had not felt in all my life. I stood peering through that window for what had to have been two minutes, though it could just as easily have been two decades. It was a screen on which a cat was displayed, racing through a neighborhood though that description alone falls laughably short of doing justice to the marvel I beheld. It immediately piqued my interest, and I took a few steps closer for a better view. I was passing by the house of a close friend on my daily walk through the neighborhood when I caught a glimpse through his window of something I had never seen before. Garfield Kart: Furious Racing took me completely by surprise. I thought that surely life couldn't be better. I had a highly lucrative career that excited me each day, a soul mate that I couldn't believe I was lucky enough to spend my life with, and several million dollars invested that would one day enable us to travel the world together. This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The previous iteration (without the Furious Racing addendum) is not quite as good, maybe only a billion out of ten. The ancient Egyptians cleary worshipped cats because they knew this game would one day exist, the pyramids were some sort of ancient computed designed to play it.
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If car manufacturers like Tesla do dot remodel their cars after the ones in Garfield Kart: Furious Racing (Blessed is it’s name) they will surely go broke. NOTICE: Activation key must be used on a valid Steam account. If I died and my consciousness was uploaded into this game, it would be like an episode of Black Mirror but instead it would be White Mirror.
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If this game ever goes on sale, it would be an insult to the concept of money itself and needless to say, if anyone pirates it, they should receive capital punishment.
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This game should cost a highly paid professional three years salary at minimum, a blue collar worker should be able to spend his retirement savings on it and poor people should not even be able to play it, well maybe a demo if they donate blood everyday and one kidney. Hopefully, one day the three will one day merge into an indecipherable blissful haze. Hopefully, one day the three will one day merge into an In my existence there is waking life, sleeping life and Garfield Kart: Furious Racing. In my existence there is waking life, sleeping life and Garfield Kart: Furious Racing.
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